It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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