I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Your cock deserves a montage
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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