Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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