super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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