I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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