Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
