Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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