it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
