would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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