i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I pour the whiskey from now on
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Randomize
