My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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