I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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