im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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