names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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