how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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