You surviving the open bar?
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I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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