No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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