Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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