he wants to bone in the snuggie
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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