Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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