That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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