He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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