Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he shaved USA in his pubs
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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