What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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