I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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