he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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