"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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