It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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