Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
40s are totally the cure
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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