That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
she was so not down for the gang bang
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Randomize
