So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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