You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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