How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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