I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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