ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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