i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Randomize
