your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Please, let me fuck your mom
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
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