What a fucking waste of an outfit
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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