y did u give ur computer a hand job?
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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