Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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