i just google imaged poop.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
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