Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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