Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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