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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink

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  Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.

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• (646): View more from New York

  They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  The struggles of a small town man whore

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.

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