We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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