It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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