i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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