at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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