I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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