Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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